The 21st-Century
Adventures of Tintin.

BY NEIL GRAF (McSweeney's 08/02)

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Tintin Interferes in the Georgian Election

Tintin in Darfur

Tintin Blames America First

Prescription Drugs of the Canadians

The Chinese Environmental Nightmare

The Venezuelan Tin Ear

The African-American Island

President Milošević's Sceptre

The Ecstasy Being Smuggled by American Servicemen in the Persian Gulf Is Packed in Cigars Imprinted With the Crab With the Golden Claws

Ha! You Actually CAN Sail to the North Pole Now

The Secret of UNESCO

Singaporean Pirate's Treasure

The Seven-Crystal Meth

Prisoners in Guantánamo

Land of Iraqi Gold

Destination Reverend Moon's Congressional Influence

Explorers Flipping Over Because of Faulty Firestone Tires

The Bordurians Kicked Out the Weapons Inspectors After the Calculus Affair and Now We Will Have to Disarm Them

The Iranian Speedboat Sharks

Tintin Parties at the Everest Base Camp

The Gypsies Did Not Actually Steal the Emerald

Hi, I'm Captain John Travolta, Welcome to Flight 714

Tintin and the Zapatistas

Tintin Doesn't Understand Art